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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

mno00:

lowtax:

dadz0ne:

aciddiarrhea:

hanamaehata:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

Wow that is ridiculous.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

lol

THE QUIC BROW OX UMPS OER THE Y O lmfao

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG

whatup

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

friggin’ spacebars man

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

there that wasn’t so hard

fuqdapoleez:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

NAY MOLLUSCK, THOU SHALT BE CONQUER’D AND THINE VICTIMS AVENG’D

Hey, is that a cannon snail like in Waterloo World?

fuqdapoleez:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

NAY MOLLUSCK, THOU SHALT BE CONQUER’D AND THINE VICTIMS AVENG’D

Hey, is that a cannon snail like in Waterloo World?

(Source: lys3rgicacid)

Humble Indie Bundle V

blueberryface:

ok you guys have all probably heard of the Humble Bundle project

but this time around PSYCHONAUTS IS PART OF THE DEAL!!! along with some other great games including Bastion!

so basically if you haven’t played Psychonauts yet you can get it for literally a dollar right now. (if you want Bastion you have to pay more like $7 but that’s still a great deal for 5 games.)

if you want the humble bundle but can’t afford it, send me a message. i want as many people to play Psychonauts as possible, and I just had a birthday so I have some extra cash.

Eh? What’s in this crudely photoshopped envelope?

Why, it appears to be some sort of shirt-like apparatus!

There’s clearly only one thing I can say about this!

It’s kind of blurry, but that’s the poster for Thank You.

Totally wearing this shirt tomorrow, by the way.

punkrockmermaid:

Ten Things To Do When You Feel Like Crap:
1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness.
2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate.
3. Call a friend you haven’t spoken to for a while. If your first choice doesn’t pick up, choose someone else. Ask them all about how their lives are going and tell them about yours. Not only will it take your mind off whatever crappy thing you have been plagued by, but you will laugh with them! Laughing triggers endorphins and endorphins make you happy!
4. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around!
5. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel alive. 
6. Stop whining. Ever heard the saying “love life and life will love you back”? Or, the idea of the power of attraction? It’s true! If you sit around saying “why me, waaaaa waaaa” then bad things will happen to you. You’re already defeated. If you start saying, “I will be happy, I will accomplish my ambitions, I will find love, I do look amazing, I am a great friend” etc., then not only will you start to believe them but you will be amazed at what amazing things start to happen.
7. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup. 
8. Make a conscious decision to stop holding certain grudges. We all have people we have held grudges on in the past. Let them go. If you feel like you owe this person an apology, don’t be too proud. Send them a sincere facebook apology. Sincerity is in the intent, so even if it’s a 2 sentence apology - as long as you mean it it’s worth it. 
9. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo. 
10. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood!
xoxox

punkrockmermaid:

Ten Things To Do When You Feel Like Crap:

1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness.

2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate.

3. Call a friend you haven’t spoken to for a while. If your first choice doesn’t pick up, choose someone else. Ask them all about how their lives are going and tell them about yours. Not only will it take your mind off whatever crappy thing you have been plagued by, but you will laugh with them! Laughing triggers endorphins and endorphins make you happy!

4. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around!

5. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel alive. 

6. Stop whining. Ever heard the saying “love life and life will love you back”? Or, the idea of the power of attraction? It’s true! If you sit around saying “why me, waaaaa waaaa” then bad things will happen to you. You’re already defeated. If you start saying, “I will be happy, I will accomplish my ambitions, I will find love, I do look amazing, I am a great friend” etc., then not only will you start to believe them but you will be amazed at what amazing things start to happen.

7. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup. 

8. Make a conscious decision to stop holding certain grudges. We all have people we have held grudges on in the past. Let them go. If you feel like you owe this person an apology, don’t be too proud. Send them a sincere facebook apology. Sincerity is in the intent, so even if it’s a 2 sentence apology - as long as you mean it it’s worth it. 

9. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo. 

10. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood!

xoxox

explore-blog:

Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.

explore-blog:

Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.

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welovefineshirts:

It’s WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY! And this week we are givin’ the love to the Scott Pilgrim fans!
Reblog this post before Monday and you are entered to WIN one of two prizes - a Scott Pilgrim tee from our contest winners (pictured), or a Scott Pilgrim game code courtesy of Ubisoft. TWO WINNERS THIS WEEK! Good luck folks!
Reblog now and WIN!

welovefineshirts:

It’s WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY! And this week we are givin’ the love to the Scott Pilgrim fans!

Reblog this post before Monday and you are entered to WIN one of two prizes - a Scott Pilgrim tee from our contest winners (pictured), or a Scott Pilgrim game code courtesy of Ubisoft. TWO WINNERS THIS WEEK! Good luck folks!

Reblog now and WIN!

datsoldier:

beelzemonblastmode:


u ok?

…nope




bethesda makes the best games

datsoldier:

beelzemonblastmode:

u ok?

…nope

bethesda makes the best games

(Source: caiticornia)